it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
Panic! At The Disco | White Christmas
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED
WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS WHAT
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio
None of this even fucking involves me directly and im still pissed off as hell. Like seriously, WHERE IN ANYONES RIGHT MIND IS IT OKAY TO CHEAT??? OR OKAY TO MANUPILATE??? OR OKAY TO VIRTUALLY STEAL SOMEONES GIRLFRIEND AWAY FROM ANOTHER MAN???????? Are you even fucking kidding me? And i seriously fucking hate when people dance around the truth or go against what they say. Like i am so seriously fucking pissed at something that is indirectly effecting me whEN THESE PROBLEMS SHOULDNT EVEN BE HERE TO BEGIN WITH.
Look at your morals for once. Put yourself in the other mans shoes. For the love of god keep it in your fucking pants. And dont ever lie to me, or yourself for that matter.